tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone)

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found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

housewinchesterofgallifrey:

Oh my god can we take a second to look at Jensen’s face here?
Everyone else is making sexy faces and he’s just standing there like, “Look at my life, look at my choices.”

#what went wrong in my life

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

housewinchesterofgallifrey:

Oh my god can we take a second to look at Jensen’s face here?

Everyone else is making sexy faces and he’s just standing there like, “Look at my life, look at my choices.”

#what went wrong in my life

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I could tell you all to ‘fuck off’ and you’d go ‘awwww’
Benedict Cumberbatch to the audience at Sydney OzCon (via elizabeth-bennet)

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airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

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a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

bookjunkie26:

EASTER


he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

fuck I meant to say that thirty year olds are all dumb lol

omg no their not u cant jus tel ppl how 2 liv omg

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

bookjunkie26:

EASTER

he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

fuck I meant to say that thirty year olds are all dumb lol

omg no their not u cant jus tel ppl how 2 liv omg

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"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT.

  • Okay people, this is your chance.
  • 1. had sex?
  • 2. bought condoms?
  • 3. gotten pregnant?
  • 4. failed a class?
  • 5. kissed a boy?
  • 6. kissed a girl?
  • 7. had a job?
  • 8. left the house without my wallet?
  • 9. bullied someone on the internet?
  • 10. sexted?
  • 11. had sex in public?
  • 12. smoked weed?
  • 13. smoked cigarettes?
  • 14. smoked a cigar?
  • 15. drank alcohol?
  • 16. been to a wedding?
  • 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
  • 19. been late for school?
  • 20. kissed in the rain?
  • 21. showered with someone else?
  • 22. been outside my home country?
  • 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
  • 24. had lice?
  • 25. gotten my heart broken?
  • 26. had a credit card?
  • 27. been to a professional sports game?
  • 28. broken a bone?
  • 29. been unhappy about my weight?
  • 30. won a trophy?
  • 31. cut myself?
  • 32. been on a diet?
  • 33. rode in a taxi?
  • 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
  • 35. been to a concert?
  • 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 37. had braces?
  • 38. wore make up?
  • 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
  • 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
  • 41. Snuck out of the house?
  • 42. had oral sex?
  • 43. dyed my hair?
  • 44. met someone famous?
  • 45. been on vacation?
  • 46. been on a boat?
  • 47. been on an airplane?
  • 48. prank called someone?
  • 49. taken a pregnancy test?
  • 50. been suspended from school?

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spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier)

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iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

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furbearingbrick:

beanie-weenies:

furbearingbrick:

I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

*diabolical laughter*

furbearingbrick:

beanie-weenies:

furbearingbrick:

I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

*diabolical laughter*

18,966 notes

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace.

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