Shnorp Shnorp is my bae <3
Soon to be in Seattle
the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else
*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello
velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"It’s every month?"
"I thought it just lasted a couple years"
"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
No but what if these guys end up being single dads or a parent where a mother role is not there? How are they going to help their daughters then?? Both sex-ed and men need to straighten up damn
Just a general PSA…
I WANT DRAMA.
I WANT FLUFF.
I WANT ANGST.
I WANT ACTION.
I WANT DARK THEMED PLOTS.
LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO
do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this
knowing you have school tomorrow