michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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flin-t:

theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

realest sign I’ve seen in awhile

flin-t:

theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

realest sign I’ve seen in awhile

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kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot)

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bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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(Source: hightydes)

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hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

(Source: activeheart)

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mileylikestolickhammers:

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

not sure if this is srs or nah????? o.o

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